Oct
04
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Water, Water Everywhere: The Cat Rants
While I know I am More than a Cat, I would like to point out that (at HQ) water is not a useful topic of conversation.
Last night we had thunder and lightning; this morning (at fuffingly stupidly early O’clock) Chief (as he’s known on Twitter) left the building – to return more than a little wet.
This never bodes well
Dog got hit, Zorro got hit, Alistair Gordon Lethbridge Rat-Kat got hit; even Bomma de Bombay, who never does anyone any harm … got hit.
Within minutes, and at the behest of the rest of the rest of them, a UN Peace Keeping force had turned up, demanding to know what was the meaning of it all and threatening to make the American debacle over their budget look like: “a bunch of kids fighting in a playground.”
To escape this version of World War Three, I come to my blog for a bit of sanity.
What do I find?
Spam – in abundance –
Spam about water heaters!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
In the words of Lawrence Oates: “I am just going outside and may be some time“
More than a Cat 
I think I shall make a fortune by inventing a totally protected deafeningly loud raspberry which will find its way unerringly back to all spammers at one click. With a built-in override of any ‘mute’ setting. Beats hitting the ‘delete’, however viciously one may do it.
I’d buy one…
You have influenced the rest of my life with this post, MTAC.
I think there cannot be a funnier time than “fuffingly stupidly early O’clock”. I shall adopt the term forthwith.
it’s a good one isn’t it 🙂
Royalties can be paid to Rover apparently
I shall make arrangements.